All I Want For Christmas

All I Want For Christmas

Tis the season to be jolly!  This is the best time of the year.  People are happy, teams are bowling, and basketball is being played.  Christmas is the season of giving, and I have formed a list of things that I feel people would want.  Just call me the radio Santa.

Mike Gundy, an Imperial bag of sugar.
Zach Sanchez. a fire extinguisher, quit looking in the backfield or you will be subject to the double move and get burned.
The Thunder, a piece of wood to make a bench.
Mike Stoops, an elevator key to come out of the box and on to the field.
Odell Beckham, boxing lessons.
Rhonda Rousey, see Odell Beckham
I-35, an on ramp from highway 9.
Steve Harvey, A pair of glasses to read that card.
The Dallas Cowboys, Brandon Weeden.
Baker – Mayfield, the only trophy that matters.
May you have a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.


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